Trolls, Moles and childish a-holes

[Dman]

Well... if he wants to start trouble, and call names... I'll be more than happy to join in on the fun... after all, it's the only way we can combat these types. TopManager... I don't know you at all, and I'm sure we've never crossed paths before... but you're a faggot! Faggot, faggot, FAGGOT!!! (I have nothing against gay people, but that's just a funny word to me) You're the worse form of scum to ever taint the universe with your existance! I hope you die in a chemical fire, while being raped in multiple oraphuses by radioactive skunks that have spiked genitals, that way when you die, your mangled corpse with be twisted in a tapestry of crispy smoldering, radioactive skunk orgy. *whew* Hey! This sensless name-calling is fun! I see why you enjoy it so much, but I don't wanna get addicted, cuz you know what they say about e-trolls... ya know... that ones that'll die a virgin... or if my hopes come true, those radioactive skunks will take care of that. I know you wouldn't go into a bar full of drunken Michigan fans, and be all like "Michigan Sucks!" or "OSU rules!" just to piss people off... without getting the ever-living $hit kicked outta you, anyway. But, I guess that's the joy of $hit-talking online... only a true vagina knows that there's nothing we can do... unless we were with the FBI or CIA

K2/Freud - if that was a little much, please let me know and/or delete this post, I thought it was funny, so... yeah...

-DC

Thanks Don. It's nice to know I have fans out there. God Bless you and be good. I hope all is well with your family and friends.

[Don_Coyote]

Well... if he wants to start trouble, and call names... I'll be more than happy to join in on the fun... after all, it's the only way we can combat these types. TopManager... I don't know you at all, and I'm sure we've never crossed paths before... but you're a faggot! Faggot, faggot, FAGGOT!!! (I have nothing against gay people, but that's just a funny word to me) You're the worse form of scum to ever taint the universe with your existance! I hope you die in a chemical fire, while being raped in multiple oraphuses by radioactive skunks that have spiked genitals, that way when you die, your mangled corpse with be twisted in a tapestry of crispy smoldering, radioactive skunk orgy. *whew* Hey! This sensless name-calling is fun! I see why you enjoy it so much, but I don't wanna get addicted, cuz you know what they say about e-trolls... ya know... that ones that'll die a virgin... or if my hopes come true, those radioactive skunks will take care of that. I know you wouldn't go into a bar full of drunken Michigan fans, and be all like "Michigan Sucks!" or "OSU rules!" just to piss people off... without getting the ever-living $hit kicked outta you, anyway. But, I guess that's the joy of $hit-talking online... only a true vagina knows that there's nothing we can do... unless we were with the FBI or CIA

K2/Freud - if that was a little much, please let me know and/or delete this post, I thought it was funny, so... yeah...

-DC

Thanks Don. It's nice to know I have fans out there. God Bless you and be good. I hope all is well with your family and friends.

Yeah, you too.

[TheFreud]

K2/Freud - if that was a little much, please let me know and/or delete this post, I thought it was funny, so... yeah...

-DC

Had I not tears rolling down my face from laughing so hard, Don, I would

[Really now]

The only reason I scrolled to this post was to read Freud's reply and it is both so true and so so so very funny.  Hat's off my day is almost made!!!!

[Dman]

Dear Don,
your Mom is pissed at me. I may need you to help me patch up our relationship. I know you still want to hang out with me on the weekends. Anyway, I am so stupid. I tried your advice. I put battery acid on my gentials and screwed a skunk in a bar full of Michigan fans yelling , "See this skunk? It's Michigan! and I am OSU!" You were right. They kicked my ass all over the place. Maybe I misunderstood you or something. Did I take the message wrong? Your mom wont touch me anymore after I came home with a dead skunk on my wiener. I have to wait till the blisters go away from the acid before I can remove this stinky creature. You need to give me better instructions next time. I feel terrible and your Mom wont go near me because of the stench. Thanks a lot Dude! I wouldn't give you crappy advice like that.

[Dman]

That is one thing I don't understand... why do people log onto this site with the intent to just argue FOR AAFES? I don't go to an AAFES site and bash them. I suppose I won't ever understand people that just want to piss other people off. Obviously, most people on this site feel that they need to vent about a monopolized company that controls a big part of our lives for several years. It totally sucks, and getting on here to argue with people that have valid complaints, is just ridiculous.

You tell em Sister. You're absolutely right. Why do these AAFES idiots come on this site to argue? Hell, that is a really good question. What is in it for them?

[Don_Coyote]

Dear Don,
your Mom is pissed at me. I may need you to help me patch up our relationship. I know you still want to hang out with me on the weekends. Anyway, I am so stupid. I tried your advice. I put battery acid on my gentials and screwed a skunk in a bar full of Michigan fans yelling , "See this skunk? It's Michigan! and I am OSU!" You were right. They kicked my arse all over the place. Maybe I misunderstood you or something. Did I take the message wrong? Your mom wont touch me anymore after I came home with a dead skunk on my wiener. I have to wait till the blisters go away from the acid before I can remove this stinky creature. You need to give me better instructions next time. I feel terrible and your Mom wont go near me because of the stench. Thanks a lot Dude! I wouldn't give you crappy advice like that.

Dear TopManager,

        You did it all wrong... can't you follow simple instructions!?! You were supposed to get a turkey baster and squirt battery acid in your vagina, not on your genitalia. *sigh* ...oh, and my mom is fine, I didn't know she swings that way, oh well, I never has anything against gays anyway. It's kinda weird that you have a thing for older women... I mean, when I was your age (what are you now, 11? 12, perhaps?) I limited my dating to chicks at least a couple years older, but 20!?! Well, to each his own, I guess.

DC

P.S.: You're still a FAGGOT!!!

[Dman]

Don,
Of course I am a faggot and I am glad I turned you this way. Do you remeber the night we spent togther trying not to wake your Mom. That was fun. You have the tightest butt. I told you that I would receive too but you insisted on being the receiver. You are amazing. I'm glad to know that you are a faggot too. Please don't forget our time together. Yes, I did not get the instructions right. I will never achieve the crazy things you have done. Like the time when you wanted all of those guys to crap on your face. Oh yeah and when you shoved the rabbit up your rear. Man, you are by far the craziest guy ever.

[Prplneon]

OK This thread is getting out of hand and needs to stop.  Name calling and bashing is fine elsewhere, but this site hopefully appeals to a slightly higher group of people.  Please knock the crap off....

Ed

[hedylion]

I agree with Prpleon, it has gotten out of hand with TOPMANAGER.  Someone to write that way can only come from a teenager.  He first attacks AAFES in such a way that one thinks "he must of gotten fired to have such a hatred" and then he ends up getting off of the topic and attacking the members.  Maybe it has come to the point to just start ignoring him! 

 

[Don_Coyote]

...not to mention lame-a$$ comebacks. I've crapped things out more intelligent than him (or her, or... whatever). Well, I'm done then, this really ain't as fun as dealing with someone who has the nerve to talk $hit in person... so I guess I'll go with hedylion's idea and ignore the little scrotum face.

[Homer]

Petty....Petty...Petty...

[Dman]

...not to mention lame-a$$ comebacks. I've crapped things out more intelligent than him (or her, or... whatever). Well, I'm done then, this really ain't as fun as dealing with someone who has the nerve to talk $hit in person... so I guess I'll go with hedylion's idea and ignore the little scrotum face.

Hey Don,
You still suck and you are a complete pussy. You weak ass bitch.

[Don_Coyote]

...OK this is rediculous. I think we're done here.

[TheFreud]

Topic locked.
TopM... you're on notice for being a Troll.

If you wanna have a testosterone contest, use the PMs or email. I don't see the need to condone nor endorse the forum equivalent of you whipping it out and shaking it at people.

"You can't win a pissing contest with a prick." (unless you own the site)